SWEET BABY JEBUS.
That’s one way to show your patriotism, I guess.
Uncle Jessie, is that you?
And THIS is why I won’t go see the Blue Man Group in Vegas.
Sometimes, every so often, there comes a man in Spandex who ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD. Heed it well, children. Heed it well.
All this outfit needs is a pink headband - oh, wait! No, it’s perfect.
Doing the Spandex thing, old skool style. Holla!
Men in spandex image by feelcheape on Photobucket
For some reason this guy reminds me of Voldemort.